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So this page is basically just all my fandoms and shits I obsess over all together. SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN. WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE. THE FOLLOWING. YOUNG JUSTICE. DC COMICS. MOSTLY BATMAN AND ROBIN. TEEN WOLF. THE VAMPIRE DIARIES. MARVEL. THE AVENGERS.HARRY POTTER. KPOP. KDRAMA. SASUNARU. TOM HARDY. TOM HIDDLESTON. SEXY MOFOS FROM EUROPE, SOUTH KOREA, AMERICA, AND WHERE EVER ELSE. NARUTO. YAOI. RANDOM SHIT I FIND FUNNY AND WORTH RE BLOGGING. AND WHATEVER THE HELL ELSE I WANNA SHIP. BTW GUYS CHECK OUT MY NON-FANDOM BLOG slippperydick.tumblr.com (formally known as kismetordoom.tumblr.com) TOO.

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

sixpenceee:

Before I get into it, just know the pictures just serve as visual representations, not actual pictures

Okay so anyway, evidence for this theory is the following:

THE FACT THAT HUMANS ARE SO HAIRLESS: 

Only two kind of habitats give rise to hairless animals, an aquatic one and a one below the ground (a naked mole rat for example)

.The suggestion that humans have become hairless to prevent overheating has been rendered false because hair can act like a defense against the sun.

This is why camels retain their fur even in the hot dessert environment. 

OUR FAT CELLS

We have ten times the number of fat cells as expected in an animal our size. Only two types of animals have large fat cells: hibernating and aquatic ones. 

In hibernating it’s seasonal fat, but in aquatic it’s all year round. It’s unreasonable to think that we evolved this feature in land because large fat pockets would have just slowed us down. 

Primate babies are always born slender, but human babies start to develop fat even before birth. 

WALKING ON TWO LEGS

So we’re the only mammals that have developed bipedalism. This is a surprise, because walking on 2 legs vs. walking on 4 legs is very disadvantageous. It’s slower, unstable, our organs are vulnerable to damage.

One theory is that if our habitat was flooded, we’d have to walk on two legs to keep our heads above the water.

The only animal who has ever evolved a pelvis like ours, the swamp ape, used this method. 

BREATHING

We have conscious control over our breathing. Ever other land animal doesn’t. Mammals like dolphins and seals also conscious control because it tells them how deep they are going to dive and they can estimate how much air they need to inhale.

OTHER DIFFERENCES

Our body is so wasteful of salt and water. Think of tears and our way of sweating. Other land mammals don’t have this. Water mammals do however. 

Okay anyway I hope you learned something. 

Here’s a source and where you can find more information: X

For more interesting posts like this, go here: X

So. Basically. We were FUCKING MERMAIDS. Damn.


Sep 2nd at 3AM / via: fourofthem / op: ohawkguy / 11,659 notes

ohawkguy:

i’m not sorry


Sep 1st at 11PM / via: m-1tch / op: ruinedchildhood / 232,453 notes

Sep 1st at 6PM / via: tizzayo94 / op: typically-unique / 304,600 notes

typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 


Sep 1st at 6PM / via: tizzayo94 / op: rory-williams / 968,994 notes

affocado:

oh my god


Sep 1st at 6PM / via: tizzayo94 / op: sadgirldiscotheque / 7,083 notes

zellah4:

when is he releasing his mixtape



officialcrow:

bryantsupreme:

Moan into my mouth while I finger you when we kiss.

rub your stomach while you pat your head


blue-eyed-hanji:

sorayraya:

cat-crusade:

i wish i lived in england!! then i’d have a cute english boyfr-

image

seriously this is what they look like

wtf why do they all look like theyre stuck in their eminem phase


futuregroupie:

a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online


Sep 1st at 3PM / via: fruitflying / op: kuriiyama / 129,755 notes

hungrylikethewolfie:

insouciantchthonian:

sometimenever:

       


okay back up a little, chronologically Howl sees her first when he’s young. and I bet you my entire Ghibli collection he falls in love with the strange apparition that tells him to wait for her and has hair like starlight.
"I’ll find you." probably say his dreams when he’s yet again having to flee Madame Sullivan’s spies.
"I know you," they whisper whilst he dates girl after girl hoping to find her first.
"just a little longer" he hears when Michael turns up and proceeds to be a stubborn little brat that he just can’t seem to turf out (and eventually loves).

Then he rescues this mouse from a provincial town and some jerks, and the next day his Sophie has found him.
Except she’s old, and grouchy and doesn’t know him at all. the first two don’t bother him much, he’s waited this long, he can wait until his Sophie believes in herself and breaks from whatever strong magic has her in thrall, but the last? she flinched from him, what if he really is a monster?
But he doesn’t have time to deal with that. The war is escalating. Sullivan is still on his tail worse than ever. he’s still running scared. Now would be a great time for his ghostly starlight girl to prove herself.
And maybe, that’ll give him the courage to prove himself worthy of her too.

Jumping in with a reminder that the first words Howl ever says to her are, “There you are; I’ve been looking everywhere for you.”  THIS MOVIE, GUYS.


Sep 1st at 3PM / via: chickcoolie / op: h0odrich / 52,657 notes

what drugs have you done

h0odrich:

nice try mom