poutyowl:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

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mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

• wasps
• those stringy things on the banana
• commercials on youtube

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IF ANYONE HAS JOHN GREEN’S REAL TUMBLR LET ME KNOW

fishingboatproceeds:

I will let you know if I discover anything.

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nagei:

zacharieforpresident:

zacharieforpresident:

hey guys remember these things 

i just lost a follower

it’s like 2008 just flashed before my eyes

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eyebots:

i want my cat to be the official catsby i mean look at him

well hello, old sport

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m-oonblaze:

everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb

(via feelingsstahpkakashi)

msynergy:

Hearing what your voice sounds like recorded, and realizing that’s what everybody hears when you talk. 

(via shandante)

miss-doctorwho:

miss-doctorwho:

Guess who is actually doing something social today.

Guess who had the shittest day today, remind me to never leave the house again

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