On Friday, it’ll have been one whole year since I got my license and my impatient ass side swiped a fucking car today on my way out from leaving work.
Talk about lame. I was lucky enough to get nice folks who didn’t worry about it and let me go but SHIT. That could have ended a lot worst than it did.
Now I just gotta deal with my mom seeing the medium size gray streak of paint from the other person’s car decorating the side of my car now.
I don’t have time to have an existential moment right now and wonder what the point in going to work is in the grand scheme of things because when I slip out of this mood then I’ll remember money, I need money to do shit; both productive and non productive shit, but shit nonetheless.
he just got slapped with kimchi i cant handle this
50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free
I’m officially naming Red Velvet’s fanclub as ‘Cream Cheese’ because red velvet is nothing without cream cheese frosting.
this guy is systematically undoing the world
johnny depp is me