miss-doctorwho: miss-doctorwho: Guess who is actually doing something social today. Guess who had the shittest day today, remind me to never leave the house again
folie-a-tout: heyaeya: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this: THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
twitturds: my blood type is red kool aid
sodamnrelatable: Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
ispeakineloquently: fudgeflies: i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore
tamamuratamao: “heterosexual awareness month” “heterophobia”
gumiappendsweet: my favorite thing about european history is that henry viii started his own religion just so he could divorce his wife
Woman In Black
Okay this is ridiculous, I didn’t realize how Harry Potter deprived I was until I decided to watch this movie. Seven minutes in and they show Daniel’s character (idk his name yet) on a train and I’m squealing Hogwarts! and Then they show him reading the paper and I’m put off because the picture isn’t moving. Sweet Jesus help me!!
python57: hi, table for two? alright sir if you and your laptop want to follow me
wishcave: *opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
OMG KLAUS TELLING CAROLINE THAT HE’S GOING TO BE HER LAST LOVE AFTER LETTING TYLER COME BACK. AND THEN ELENA TELLING DAMON SHE IS STILL IN LOVE WITH HIM STEFAN TELLING DAMON HE’S HAPPY FOR HIM EVEN THOUGH HE DIDN’T GET THE GIRL HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY GONNA DO STUFF WITHOUT A WITCH? BONNIE RESTORING JEREMY’S LIFE SO THEY DON’T END UP TOGETHER IN THE END...
imagineyuorotp: before you imagine your otp, let me explain you a thing
k1mkardashian: beyonce use double team!
partybarackisinthehousetonight: what if jamie lee curtis is still in lindsay lohan’s body and jamie is the one ruining lindsays reputation
andivictoria: so i was wondering why my parents are always so disappointed in me, and then i realized here’s my sister: here’s my other sister: and here’s me
uhridan: the internet may argue about many things but we are all united in our shared trauma over the nina tucker episode of fullmetal alchemist
efferescent: remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom oh yes her date did too
internetexplorers: hey Siri where can i get the dankest weed
morrissarty: fuckitfireeverything: teengrrrlsquad: why isn’t there a STRAIGHT pride parade?? why isn’t there WHITE history month? why isn’t there an international MEN’S day!? why isn’t there a hospital for WELL people?? why isn’t there a soup kitchen for RICH people??!? #WHY ARE THERE NO CEMETERIES FOR ALIVE PEOPLE i didn’t think this could be improved but that one takes the cake
mitunathehelicaptor: “you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law
snarg: truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin ḱerberos means “spotted” that’s right hades, lord of the dead,...